Steve Scholtz is not on social media, and lives deep in the woods where he writes screenplays & comedy (and the occasional freelance).  He’s an oddity, who annoys local wildlife with his stories and occasional stand-up routine.  Human beings too, I’m told, though none speak of it publicly.  

“One of the funniest people I know” according to ((SOURCE PENDING)).” 

Described by those who best know him as a “stray cat” or “shadow,” his  presence can often be felt when you are most alone.  And if you say his name three times in a mirror, he’ll appear.  It happened to a friend of mine.

Hailing from the Great White North, he is a damn fine writer, and if you ever get the chance to meet him in person: cross the street.                   

Cue: Theme Song!

 ~ stevesmells ~


Short Story : President for a Day