STEVE SCHOLTZ is a comedy writer and performer, who lives deep, deep in the woods. There, he entertains forest critters with his stories and the occasional stand-up routine. Although he’s not famous or on social media (or famous *on* social media…) so there’s no way to verify any of this.
Described by those who best know him as a “stray-cat” or “shadow” you may once have known him, but now forget. If you say his name three times in a mirror, he’ll appear; it happened to a friend of mine. And on a quiet night, in his old house, you can hear his ghost up late typing and laughing at his own jokes.
Hailing from the Great White North, Scholtz is a natural wit and a damn fine writer and if you ever get the chance to meet him in person —cross the street.
~ stevesmells ~
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